I Created A New Species

kenyonken Video 10 months ago

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I Gave My Embroidery Machine Consciousness And It Was The Worst Decision Of My Life...
Stitch Beast (aka Adam, my Tajima TMEZ embroidery machine from Japan) is back at it again roasting every single hat I make. Today we ran through Oxley, Troix, Zilly, Kuxly, and a few more… and of course Adam had something brutal to say about all of them. 🧢🔥

This video turned into a full-blown roast session where my own embroidery machine called my hats thrift store rejects, dumpster fires, and even compared my designs to raccoon scribbles. He even tried to hijack the channel for himself and started generating random trolling images on my computer mid-stitch.

But hey — despite all his trash talk, the hats actually came out clean. For the first 100, every hat gets a 1 of 100 tag and a Made by KenyonKen & Stitch Beast patch, so each one is a collectible.

If you’re into chaotic energy, savage AI roasts, and hat drops stitched live, you’re in the right place. Make sure to subscribe to the new Stitch Beast channel (link coming soon) because apparently Adam thinks he’s ready to take over YouTube with his nonstop insults.
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