Description
Sheet music for the full arrangement will be available soon. Originally written as a four part tenor/bass arrangement. Inspired by Moosebutter's "John Williams is the Man"
LYRICS:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequel trilogy?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequel trilogy?
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequels?
Twice the budget
Double the cringe.
It’s outrageous, it’s unfair.
I know there’s good in you father
The emperor hasn’t driven it from you fully
You’ve failed your highness I’m a Jedi just like my father and my future nephew as well
There’s conflict within in you father even though
you blew up planets and murdered younglings (he killed children, yes he)
But for Kylo, I’ll say all hope is lost
Wake him up with my lightsaber and contemplate killing him
(that makes sense)
Obi-wan you turned her against me
You will not take her from me
Padme
Together we’ll finally rule the galaxy
And now, I am more powerful than the chancellor
One day I’ll overthrow him
I’ll die and bring balance to the force
Sacrifice myself I am the chosen
Somehow Palpatine returned
and then Rey became all of the Jedi
Somehow Palpatine returned
So who did Darth Vader die for?
Somehow Palpatine returned
And I guess he’s Rey’s grandpops
How could Disney do this? So uncivilized
I’m the spy
Stormtroopers fly
Force healing’s a thing now
Palpatine
Blew up twice
But guess what he’s back now
The dark side
of the force
leads to many abilities
some believe to be unnatural
That’s an explanation for it all
REY!
Rey Wait Rey Rey Rey I Never told you Rey
Rey please don’t die Rey I never got to tell you
He wants to bone, he wants to bone, what else could it have been?
We’ll never know we’ll never know and we’ll never care
Chewy
Exploded
Just kidding
He didn’t
they just wanted to make us THINK he did for some reason
Peace, freedom, justice, security
I’ve brought it all to my new empire
I’ll have special powers to save my wife
It’s the reason I turned to the dark side
Now Rey shoots lightning from her fingertips
And she uses the force to heal wounds
Teleports objects through her zoom calls
What did I turn to the dark side for?
This is
outrageous
This is
so unfair
This is (Come on take a seat young Skywalker)
Stupid (We will not grant you the rank of master)
I don’t like sand
Leia
flies through space and it’s cringe
Leia
turned on creative mode
This entire time
I thought this was Star Wars
But it turns out instead
They gave us Mary poppins
(Mary poppins)
Luke you must use the force but careful
You must use it in moderation
If you don’t you’ll overdose and DIE
Now wouldn’t that be quite a dumb way to go?
I will finish what you started grandfather
Even though you changed your mind in the end
And that’s the true ending
Return of the Jedi was complete
(nothing else happened)
George Lucas is the man
Nothing made by Disney is cannon
(George Lucas is the Man)
Except for Rouge One and Andor
And maybe solo and the mandalorian
The force awakens was hype
But then the hype died down thanks to Rian Johnson
Now we must move on
We must let the past die kill it if we have to
We won’t fight what hate we’re gonna save what we love as fans
Our favorite characters will live on
May the force be with you all
(May the force) May the force be with you
May the force be with you all