Sheet music for the full arrangement will be available soon. Originally written as a four part tenor/bass arrangement. Inspired by Moosebutter's "John Williams is the Man"
LYRICS:
Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequel trilogy? Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequel trilogy? Did you ever hear the tragedy of the sequels? Twice the budget Double the cringe. It’s outrageous, it’s unfair.
I know there’s good in you father The emperor hasn’t driven it from you fully You’ve failed your highness I’m a Jedi just like my father and my future nephew as well There’s conflict within in you father even though you blew up planets and murdered younglings (he killed children, yes he) But for Kylo, I’ll say all hope is lost Wake him up with my lightsaber and contemplate killing him (that makes sense)
Obi-wan you turned her against me You will not take her from me Padme Together we’ll finally rule the galaxy And now, I am more powerful than the chancellor One day I’ll overthrow him I’ll die and bring balance to the force Sacrifice myself I am the chosen
Somehow Palpatine returned and then Rey became all of the Jedi Somehow Palpatine returned So who did Darth Vader die for? Somehow Palpatine returned And I guess he’s Rey’s grandpops How could Disney do this? So uncivilized I’m the spy Stormtroopers fly Force healing’s a thing now Palpatine Blew up twice But guess what he’s back now The dark side of the force leads to many abilities some believe to be unnatural That’s an explanation for it all
REY!
Rey Wait Rey Rey Rey I Never told you Rey Rey please don’t die Rey I never got to tell you He wants to bone, he wants to bone, what else could it have been? We’ll never know we’ll never know and we’ll never care
Chewy Exploded
Just kidding He didn’t they just wanted to make us THINK he did for some reason
Peace, freedom, justice, security I’ve brought it all to my new empire I’ll have special powers to save my wife It’s the reason I turned to the dark side Now Rey shoots lightning from her fingertips And she uses the force to heal wounds Teleports objects through her zoom calls What did I turn to the dark side for? This is outrageous This is so unfair This is (Come on take a seat young Skywalker) Stupid (We will not grant you the rank of master) I don’t like sand
Leia flies through space and it’s cringe Leia turned on creative mode This entire time I thought this was Star Wars But it turns out instead They gave us Mary poppins (Mary poppins)
Luke you must use the force but careful You must use it in moderation If you don’t you’ll overdose and DIE Now wouldn’t that be quite a dumb way to go?
I will finish what you started grandfather Even though you changed your mind in the end
And that’s the true ending Return of the Jedi was complete (nothing else happened) George Lucas is the man Nothing made by Disney is cannon (George Lucas is the Man) Except for Rouge One and Andor And maybe solo and the mandalorian The force awakens was hype But then the hype died down thanks to Rian Johnson Now we must move on We must let the past die kill it if we have to We won’t fight what hate we’re gonna save what we love as fans Our favorite characters will live on May the force be with you all (May the force) May the force be with you May the force be with you all