Description
My GF went to Tim Hortons and ordered a Boston Cream Donut that had no cream inside, and this happened more than once. I wrote this song to shed light on the matter. Boston No Cream by Laurier Lachance is out now.
Stream now: https://laurierlachance.ffm.to/bostonnocream
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Boston No Cream - Lyrics:
Baby, my Boston Cream doesn't have cream again
What? You ordered a Boston Cream
Not a "Boston"
Let me go get you another one
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often, yeah
Baby girl went to the Timmy Ho's
Baby been cravin' a heavy dose
Icing on her mind, it been decided
Custard was a must-have
But a psychic vision came to me like I'm Ra(ven)-Symoné
Saw the frame-by-frame of the episode
Icing lookin' vibrant but the gripe is
Boston Cream without cream is a crisis
Stormed in like a sad Caillou
Baby girl sick of this déjà vu
Man, I used to love the brand
Still do but the trust's up in the air
Up in the air
Done that, been there
Roll Up the Rim
I've won my share
A Chocolate Dip
Cannot compare
A "Boston" needs cream in there
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often
Now we livin' that Boston blues
Relivin' that custard ruse
That custard ruse that we grown accustomed to
Augustus Gloop would be appalled if he knew
Cream did us like Steve
Blue's Clues
Vanished, and I mean
Too soon
Tim's or Mickey D's?
You choose
I'd say to my baby when we used to
Get what we paid for
Now, you fell off your wake board
How could you forget the cream inside
A Boston Cream? It's in the name, right?
And I just can't wrap my mind
'Round the fact that the past five times
Got me lookin' for the bright side
And got my girlfriend dialing a lifeline
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often
I said a Boston Cream with no cream is a "Boston"
And it happens a little too often, often
Now we got them
Trust issues
Trust is in a real bad place
(Trust issues)
(Tru-tru-tru-trust issues) Now we got them
Trust issues
"Boston" left a real bad taste
(Trust issues)
(Tru-tru-tru-trust issues) Now we got them
Trust issues
Trust is in a real bad place
(Trust issues)
(Tru-tru-tru-trust issues) Now we got them
Trust issues
"Boston" left a real bad taste
(Trust issues)
(Tru-tru-tru-trust issues)
I said a Boston Cream
With no cream is a "Boston"
It's just a "Boston"
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Boston No Cream - CREDITS:
Lyrics & Composition by: Laurier Lachance
Produced by: Laurier Lachance
Vocal Producer: Bell Chung
Guest Vocals: Bell Chung
Electric Bass: Kyle Palmer (NdGame)
Mixed by: Luc Lee
Mastered by: Luc Lee
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