[In Brief] Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror

Xenonion News Short 9 months ago

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A pompous purist Voor envoy refused to engage with any peers aboard the Interstellar Assembly this week, instead insisting on negotiating exclusively with their own reflection.

Witnesses state the envoy, draped in ceremonial silk and radiating what experts describe as “weaponized smugness,” spent six hours delivering impassioned speeches to a full-length mirror.

Sources within the delegation claim this is “standard pompous purist diplomatic protocol,” designed to ensure they’re “only exposed to intelligent life.”

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