[News] The 'Unmoggable' Bioship
Short | 2 months ago
Xenonion News: @StellarisOfficial's most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: https://xenonion.com ► Discord: https://www.discord.gg/Xenonion ► Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/XenonionNews ...
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[BlackHole] "Did I turn the Arc Furnace off?"
Short | 3 months ago
The galaxy's most trusted clickbait, according to 4 out of 5 videos you stopped to watch. For more clickbait that sucks you in, visit BlackHole at: https://xenonion.com/black-hole. Links: ► Home: https://xenonion.com ► Discord: https://www.discord.gg/Xenon...
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Arkship Residents Issued Record 11.2 Million Parking Tickets For Idling In Restricted Zone
Podcast | 3 months ago
Residents aboard a nomadic Arkship have been issued a record 11.2 million parking tickets following an episode of “prolonged idling” in a restricted sub-space orbital zone. Kasknak D'Vakk reports for Xenonion News. Xenonion News: The galaxy (and @StellarisO...
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1 Liberal Individualist vs 20 Hive Mind Drones | Enclosed
Video | 7 months ago
A liberal student debates 20 drones from the Saiiban Hive Mind on the topic of individualism. Xenonion News: The galaxy (and @StellarisOfficial's) most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: https...
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'The Twelve Days of Crisis-mas' by The Shroudwarblers
Video | 9 months ago
Xenonion broadcasts exclusive footage from the Shroudwarbler's festive psionic choral performance. Xenonion News: The galaxy's (and @StellarisOfficial's) most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home...
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The Galactic Year In Review
Review | 9 months ago
Xenonion looks back at the news stories that shaped 2259. Xenonion News: The galaxy's (and @StellarisOfficial's) most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: https://xenonion.com ► Discord: https:...
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[In Brief] Pompous Purist Envoy Will Only Negotiate With Own Reflection In Mirror
Short | 11 months ago
A pompous purist Voor envoy refused to engage with any peers aboard the Interstellar Assembly this week, instead insisting on negotiating exclusively with their own reflection. Witnesses state the envoy, draped in ceremonial silk and radiating what experts ...
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[News] Frustration As Apocalypse Date Pushed Back Yet Again
Short | 11 months ago
The Ferellian Mandate has confirmed that the scheduled apocalypse has once again been pushed back to 2260, after three colony worlds were sacrificed to appease the End of the Cycle. Self-described ‘Endbringers,’ the Ferellians have long promised to destroy ...
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[Promo] Coming this fall, only on Xenonion Holo
Short | 1 years ago
"118 brace for impactful TV!" #xenonion #holo #stellaris #911 #911onabc // Xenonion News: @StellarisOfficial's most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled. Links: ► Home: https://xenonion.com ► Discord: https://...
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[In Brief] Instrument of Desire Demands Petitioners Stop Playing It
Short | 1 years ago
Issuing a rare broadcast across the Shroud, the Instrument of Desire has demanded psionic petitioners cease attempting to play it. The message, delivered as a deafening, hallucinatory crash to spiritualists across the cluster, also expressly forbade tapping...
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[News] Mindwardens Definitely Not Front For Illicit Zro Trade, Spokesxeno States In Zro-Filled Vault
Short | 1 years ago
A senior representative for the Mindwardens has categorically denied allegations that the Enclave is involved in illicit Zro trafficking while addressing reporters from the center of a giant vault filled with the shimmering psionically active dust. “The Min...
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[News] Giant Floating Eye Woke Up Extra Dry And Crusty This Morning
Short | 1 years ago
A giant floating eye has woken up “extra dry and crusty” this morning, Shroud affiliates report. Literal eyewitnesses said Ziris, an unsettlingly large psionic eyeball, appeared much redder and more encrusted than usual, with particularly squeaky blinks. “S...
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