Description
A difficult question, but I may have reached a solution that'll work.
Write some subtitles, if you're into that kind of thing: http://www.youtube.com/timedtext_video?v=IA2GC8ydMTk&ref=share
Music
"Jolly Old St Nicholas," E's Jammy Jams
"March of the Spoons"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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