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On today's show: Shocktober, Johnny Doesn't Know, Ally's weird song, & more!
Shocktober continued today with Johnny donning the shock collar to get zapped for an entire hour. Anytime he used Gen Z terminology, badly screened a phone call, disappeared during the show, gave us a blank stare or even just flat out annoyed Vanessa, he was shocked. If you like seeing him squirm, watch today's youtube livestream to get the satisfying visual aid.
Ally debuted a new song on the show today regarding how to properly wipe your ass on the toilet. Now that she has the task of teaching her kid this important part of life, she was unsatisfied with the learning tools she found online, which led her to make her own kids song called "It's Your Duty To Wipe Your Own Booty." It detailed a long, 10-step process that left us feeling exhausted and also strangely motivated.
After a heated debate yesterday, Jake got a lot of hate calls coming in on the Goatline (844-965-GOAT!). After having a day to think about his performance, he brought an apology to the table. Listen & decide for yourself if you buy it.
Plus a PSA about not masturbating on cars & planes (Flick It? Ticket!) and decision on who is the Most/Least Scary on the show. It's Klein.
0:00:00 - The Weekend Song & Start Of Show
0:04:06 - Goat Line listeners react to Jake's debate drama.
0:05:15 - Fake Almost Acoustic Christmas tickets appear on StubHub.
0:09:00 - Ally Knows The News: $500 Friday Edition
0:12:44 - LeBron James called a disgrace by Donald Trump
0:14:40 - James Bond 007 role begins final screen tests
0:16:18 - John Mulaney returns to host Saturday Night Live
0:16:53 - Tesla Optimus enters production as a humanoid robot
0:17:36 - Delta Air Lines ranks top on Forbes travel report
0:18:52 - Jake delivers an apology for calling a guest names
0:27:00 - A.D.D. News
0:27:10 - Kid-free JetBlue cruise flights launch for adults only
0:27:40 - JetBlue offers child-free flights with Virgin Voyages
0:30:08 - Mutated flu virus causes an early surge nationwide
0:31:55 - California 911 systems crash across multiple counties
0:36:00 - Ally teases her song for teaching kids how to wipe
0:38:07 - Clickbait: why people start emotional affairs
0:44:54 - Setting up Shocktober rules for Johnny
0:50:50 - Johnny Doesn't Know
1:01:00 - Vanessa updates the studio on the missing breakfast burrito
1:01:00 - A.D.D. News
1:01:50 - LeBron James and Donald Trump exchange national anthem insults
1:06:12 - Rock band Sponge offers a reward for their stolen guitars
1:08:12 - Needle discovered in a Snickers bar at trunk or treat event
1:13:42 - Ally world premieres her step-by-step butt wiping song
1:19:15 - Klein faces the wrath of the Trader Joe's express lane
1:25:30 - Anti public self pleasuring PSA ideas
1:36:00 - A.D.D. News
1:36:03 - Newark Airport self checkout kiosks prompt 18% tips
1:39:50 - New Atlanta Falcons logo sparks controversy online
1:41:06 - Target launches a $30 Thanksgiving meal package
1:48:07 - Gay Sports highlights return for the NFL season.
1:51:15 - Most/Least Scary
2:04:07 - Takeaways & The Weekend Song
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