Turtleknife Soup - Star Citizen Animated Punk Rock video made by two TESTies and AI - NSFW

LevyBytes Short 8 months ago

Description

Star Citizen animated nerd punk rock parody about busted Quantum Drive with a dark twist. Don't leave Space Dock without your turtleknife field repair kit!

Disclaimer: Star Citizen™ and Cloud Imperium Games® are trademarks of Cloud Imperium Games. This is a non-commercial AI-generated and human-edited fan work. Views, words, visuals expressed by SokoSplat lyrics or what I did here, do not represent the views or opinions of Star Citizen, Roberts Space Industries, Cloud Imperium Games or any of their affiliates, nor that of TEST Squadron.

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🎬 What you’re watching
A fast, cel-shaded, cyberpunk anime-style Star Citizen music video set to original nerdcore lyrics. It follows a Star Citizen with his favorite Area 18 pet turtle, but turns into a rage-filled journey dealing with game bugs as he loses track of time.

🎧 All Credits
• Lyrics: SokoSplat
• Faction/Lore: TEST Squadron discord.gg/TEST to find out more
• Tools: Adobe Audition, Suno, Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere, Adobe After Effects, Dall-E, Sora 2.

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Lyrics:
Quantum Drive won't go
Just another glitchy game loop
"Better touch the coolers" The chat screams
between the conversation about t- girls
all from the same person
An asshat named Mo
I say fuck the crowd, their logic, and their kidneys
i bet that dude was from sydney.
They're all full of shit, it's just that a fuse has gone boop
Cig swears it's not in game
Cig promises it works.
with a gameplay video like that
how could it be nothin but the truth?
The fuse is dead
Of this I'm sure.
it vaporized into the ether and left a blinding red hue.
So hold my beer and lets get to work
it's time to jerry rig this bitch
while i shake my ass and twerk.
I grab my filleting knife without any fear
Pull out the turtle I hold so dear
I slice and I stomach anda turtleknife fuse
Your ass is nothing good do I say with a jeer
The light may be green but it's dripping with red
I don't give a fuck because I wanna go to bed; besides,
in a world like this that turtle is better off half dead.
Halfway home QD shuts down again
a thirty minute journey remains My kids are going to bed
I need to log off
"a ship is in the landing area"
"Fuck this" I scream and feel my soul bled
I decide to PvM
my course toward rock set and true
close my eyes, hell no, I'm going out to start anew.
The world goes dark; I feel a slight burn
darkness' envelope eroded by light
I wake up in phoenix three .. jesus christ, I never learn.
My wife's gonna shit kittens since I'm still not in bed.
But whatever, I didn't need head