Description
Geoff Keighley and friends fill up their bank accounts thanks to Lenovo Legion, Tim Sweeny, Microsoft, and possibly the darkweb (while hitting up Snoop Dogg for VERY illegal items backstage.) Cindy Goodman meanwhile does questionable favors for Troy Baker and Todd Howard before the show to ensure the paychecks are high and the odds of them winning are low. Meanwhile the AI ghost of Jim Henson is propped up to write yet another year of absurd Muppets dialogue that only a grotesque, soulless, and uncaring machine could even dream up. LocalThunk meanwhile is busy rigging the awards by getting all the voting council hooked on a "special" version of Balatro that uses actual crypto (still in alpha) and gets them into crippling debt that only he can undo in exchange for their expedient and full cooperation solely under his discretion. Who will ultimately win? Geoff Keighley. Who will drag their knuckles off the concert hall carpet, broke, disillusioned, and with DLC in the cart? You.
Enjoy the show!