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I was a rancher in the Paldea region for thirty-five years, tasked with every aspect deemed bovine and the like. Miltank and Tauros were my cattle as much as they were my friends and partners. It was an easy living, but maybe not as exciting as I would have wanted it to be.
"Oi, old man, do you have the time?" I remember a young redheaded girl ask me. I should have just kept walking, should've just kept ranching. But I didn't, and instead indulged the brat and before I could even process what was going on I was on the floor concussed, seeing Staryu.
I didn't have my trusty Herdier with me at the time, as I didn't find it prudent to bring him with me to the grocery store. Small mistakes often have the greatest consequences, I'm afraid.
When I came to, I found myself in my briefs at the side of the road. All my possessions gone, and with my body exposed to the elements, I could only hope that one of them Officer Jennies would find me and hopefully not confuse me for a pervert out for kicks.
Three days passed before I found it prudent to head back home, using a poor Sudowoodo to cover my Magikarp print underwear.
When I arrived to my ranch, I was surprised to see that everything was still in good condition from the outside, as if nothing had happened. I let out a happy sigh as I got the extra key for the gate from under the red welcome mat at the entrance.
From within the ranch, however, it quickly became apparent that something was wrong.
Dead wrong.
My rancher sense was tingling as I made my way to the Lechonk pen, where my prized collection of 22,328 Lechonks were supposed to be in.
"Oh, no, oh no no..." I muttered before I began to count.
Two days later I came to the grim realization that there were only 22,232 Lechonks in the pen!
Six Lechonks were gone!
I would never financially recover from this tremendous loss, not unless I sell my Herdier and the wife and the kids and their pokemons!
It had to have been that redheaded girl who absolutely knocked my lights out!
But what would a young girl need six Lechonks for?
I shudder at the thought, before heading into the house and finding out how much my wife would sell for.