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On today's show: Man Vs Machine, we review Jake's dating profile, & more!
The $12 cup of Erewhon 'Sacred Water' was in-studio today for a taste test. Since she has heightened senses from pregnancy, Ally was the one to test various cups of water, including one from the bathroom toilet, to see if she could identify the Sacred Water correctly.
Klein and Ally both had serious conversations with their wives about hall passes: would they allow them? Who would they be? Both conversations went very differently, and now our number one priority is booking Steve Buscemi on the show.
Jake is on the rebound and back on the dating apps, but needs massive help with his dating profile. We broke it down today, pic by pic, and Vanessa managed to shoot down each and every photo he had on his profile. It was determined that we must burn the foundation to the ground and completely start over. Can Vanessa and Ally turn Jake into an eligible bachelor?
We also heard a new heated argument in Petty Claims Court where a guy accused his sister of constantly posting ugly photos of him online without his consent.
00:00:00 Start Of Show
00:04:08 Viral Cleavage Cockroach News Report - A local reporter calmly handles a live cockroach on her chest on air.
00:12:00 Ally Knows The News
00:12:04 Coyote Pack Terror - A Rancho Cucamonga couple panics as wild coyotes invade their home.
00:14:36 Permanent Daylight Saving Time - The House passes a bill to freeze clocks and end bi-annual switches.
00:15:02 Taco Bell Parasite Link - A Cyclospora outbreak prompts Taco Bell to pull fresh ingredients.
00:15:42 New Emojis Released - New emojis, like a lighthouse and cracked face, debut for World Emoji Day.
00:16:15 Lenny Kravitz’s Leather Pants Workout - Lenny Kravitz shares why he lifts weights in leather pants.
00:17:01 Klein’s Funner Summer Vegas Trip Plans - Klein shares chaotic all-nighter Vegas plans.
00:27:00 A.D.D. News
00:27:08 Taco Bell Lettuce Diarrhea Outbreak - Officials trace a spreading parasite directly to lettuce.
00:29:37 Adults Living With Parents - Study shows 1 in 3 adults in their thirties live at home to save cash.
00:32:09 Massive Great White Shark "Contender" - Tracking shows a 1,700-lb shark heading to tourist beaches.
00:33:39 Roasting Jake’s Terrible Dating Profile - Ally and Vanessa roast Jake’s cringe dating photos and bio.
00:46:44 The $12 Erewhon Sacred Water Taste Test - Ally takes a blind test comparing Erewhon water to tap.
01:00:00 A.D.D. News
01:00:50 Sunshine Protection Act Vote - Congress pushes a bill to freeze clocks into late-evening sunsets.
01:04:09 Pontoon Boat Capsizes In Bay Area - A pontoon rolls over near Alcatraz, triggering a rescue.
01:07:39 Dave & Buster’s "Raven Busters" Tour - Dave & Buster’s embraces EDM by launching a national rave tour.
01:08:56 Disneyland Ticket Winner Announcement - An Ontario listener wins a four-pack of tickets to the resort.
01:12:01 Awkward Celebrity Hall Pass Talk With Wives - Klein and Ally share recorded debates with their spouses over celebrity hall passes.
01:28:52 Man vs. Machine: AI Heatwave Survival Guide - Competing with AI to give better hacks to beat summer heat.
01:37:00 A.D.D. News
01:37:17 Sully Sullenberger Alzheimer’s Diagnosis - Hero pilot Sully goes public with early Alzheimer's diagnosis.
01:40:26 Inappropriate DMV License Plate Mix-up - A 77-year-old grandma gets a suggestive random plate from the DMV.
01:42:37 World Cup Tinder Dating Boom - Dating apps see a 55% spike during 3-minute soccer hydration breaks.
01:43:47 Long Beach Adult Escort Trailer Outrage - A trailer advertising hookups sparks Long Beach protests.
01:55:10 Petty Claims Court: Ruining Group Photos - A brother sues his sister for posting photos of him without getting his approval first.
02:11:21 Takeaways
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