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On today's show: Man Vs Machine, Petty Claims Court, Human Bingo, & more!
Ally had to do the whole show on a treadmill today as our Wheel of Wellness challenge continues. The jokes were as steady as her walking pace, with names coming in like Blocky Balboa, Kobesity, Oscar Pistoriass, Usain Blob, and Forrest Plump. We did get a call from HR after the show telling us never to do this again for a million reasons.
We had a Petty Claims Court case today dealing with a man and a woman on the brink of collapse. The claim? A woman says her husband frequently poops in the bathroom right before she has to get ready in said bathroom. The husband says 'when you gotta go you gotta go. Closest bathroom wins.' Who do you think is in the right? Hear both arguments and decide for yourself.
Human Bingo today had us hearing remarkable stories about being banned for life, including a guy who's never allowed back to a Walmart. We also heard from people in non-traditional relationships, (shoutout polyamorous netbangers!), and people who are loosely related to A-list celebrities.
Also, the top reason guys swipe left on your dating profile in Clickbait, an Election-themed Johnny Doesn't Know, and a proposition for Ally from the owner of a Clawcade in West LA.
0:00:00 - Start of show
0:01:02 - Ally starts her forced wellness treadmill challenge
0:03:03 - Ally's newest long interview question with Fortune Fiemster
0:07:16 - Ally Knows The News
0:08:29 - Nithya Raman leads the LA City Council election race
0:08:52 - Kraft Mac and Cheese announces new sweet cinnamon roll flavor
0:09:16 - Collins Dictionary declares mogging as the official word of the year
0:09:56 - Panera Bread is named the best fast food breakfast in America
0:10:20 - Neve Campbell officially confirms her return to the Scream franchise
0:18:17 - Local claw arcade owner responds to claims that claw games are rigged
0:21:54 - A.D.D. News
0:21:56 - Nithya Raman pulls ahead in votes as young election turnout surges
0:22:47 - Javier Becerra wins California election as Gavin Newsom terms out
0:24:26 - Historic Senate election milestones include new Muslim and gay senators
0:25:39 - NASA crew exits simulated Mars habitat after a full year inside
0:27:32 - Police search for thousands of rare insects stolen from nature reserve
0:32:28 - Clickbait: Top Dating App Profile Mistakes
0:39:16 - Petty Claims Court takes on a couple battling terrible bathroom etiquette
0:43:26 - Dustin defends his nearest bathroom policy against his wife Shereice
0:54:41 - The show checks in on Ally's unborn child
0:57:17 - A.D.D. News
0:57:19 - Collins Dictionary picks mogging as the defining pop culture term
0:59:46 - NFL running back Joe Mixon reveals close call with crashed private jet
1:01:43 - Apple develops a home robotic arm designed to fold your laundry
1:04:04 - Caller twenty wins sold out Dia de los Deftones tickets at Petco Park
1:05:19 - Klein explains faking an excuse to escape a timeshare presentation
1:07:28 - Man Vs Machine: Blind Charlie Jingle Edition
1:18:47 - Human Bingo: polyamorous people, listeners tied to celebrities, & anyone who has been banned for life from somewhere
1:32:23 - A.D.D. News
1:32:25 - Democrats take congressional majorities following the latest election results
1:33:24 - News anchors struggle with malfunctioning live interactive election race maps
1:34:42 - Cardi B goes viral ranting about grocery prices and Thanksgiving meals
1:35:33 - Nicolas Cage claims homelessness after a massive sinkhole damages his property
1:36:40 - The unadulting travel trend inspires adults to visit childhood amusement parks
1:38:00 - Vanessa sings Jimmy Eat World as we announces tomorrow's ticket giveaway
1:40:24 - Revisiting Ally asking Chelsea Handler an endless question about dead pets
1:42:29 - Bedtime Routines
1:52:52 - Johnny Doesn't Know: Election Edition
2:01:54 - Takeaways
Plus: Tickets to Dia De Los Deftones this Sunday at Petco Park in San Diego.
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