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Dear YouTube, I have some things to say...
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If you watch youtube you probably will have seen
That youtube’s gone to shit now, in 2017
i will get demonitsed if I say a naughty word,
Well fuck, the system, all i want is to be heard
well we don’t care about you unless your paying us lots of doe
to keep the advertisers happy we set the filter very low
but i’m a guy who’s trying to do good through videos
well then we’ll take away your income, unless you’re jimmy kimmel show
Oh youtube, what have you done
you’re slowly ruining the platform, losing touch with everyone
Oh youtube, what will you do?
Unless you sort your shit out then we all might have to
move to twitch, we might move to twitch, it might be kinda new but at least it’s not a corporate bitch
or Facebook is an option too, plus mark zuckerberg already knows everything about you
option three is musically, it’s not just kids lip-syncing, they even now do comedy
the final one is youtube get’s off it’s bum and starts talking to the people to make the website better run.
no option five so better take the time to figure out the plan before the website takes a nose dive, come on guys you got this, gotta do something bold, gotta listen to the people and take your finger out of the hole
come on youtube, think what you could be!
not too late to turn around, start re-inspiring creativity.
come on youtube, entice to me to come back
cause my bills are stacking up and my earnings are starting to lack, but
that’s not the reason i’d come back, no
nor am I in it for the fame, no,
it’s just that I have been…
Waking up at 10am every day,
I open up twitter but I don’t have much to say
the thing that would inspire me has gone away
you guys, all my viewers, having something to say
You be like, ‘this video’s shit’, ‘I hate you’, ‘you do everything wrong!’
But I crave attention so this is my comeback song
I forgot about the place where I really belong
But youtube there’s a list I have of things you do wrong
I wish for more transparency, between you and me google, you cool but you don’t tell us anything, though at least your not bing, that would be much worse
If we’re to get along more, then don’t be a whore when it comes to which ads you will run on my page, cuz your paying my wage, please keep paying my wage
YouTube know that Im gay, so I must say LGBT is friendly for kids under 18, so please give the green to all us yas queens
For now that is all, google stay cool cuz you’ll probably always have one thing on me, that no one can see... my search history