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Cosmic Noise - The Congressman 🦸♂️ 💫
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE GOLDEN CONTENT EMPIRE 🚨
After being bitten by a radioactive congressman…
A HERO ROSE (mostly by accident)
🦸♂️ THE CONGRESSMAN 🦸♂️
Defender of democracy-ish.
Protector of classified important totally congressional stuff.
Somersaulter through senate rooms.
Accidental destroyer of corruption.
Owner of the least organized briefcase in the galaxy.
Reports confirm:
* he has no idea what’s happening,
* he may have thrown paperwork at several gremlins in suits,
* and he absolutely forgot to vote on something important today.
Yet somehow…
THE POLLS APPROVE.
🟡 Approved by the Golden Content Empire™
🟢 Sponsored by GCE News™
📸 Filmed in front of at least three ongoing galactic government investigations
⚠️ SIDE EFFECTS OF EXPOSURE TO THE CONGRESSMAN MAY INCLUDE:
* patriotic confusion,
* excessive confidence,
* friendship nacho diplomacy,
* yelling “THIS SEEMS VERY CONGRESSIONAL!”
* and accidental bipartisan incidents.
He fights corruption accidentally.
He defeats conspiracies unintentionally.
He protects the Golden Content Empire constitutionally-ish.
He’s a congressman by day…and THE Congressman by night.
The Congressman created by @melf_studios and @marty_labelle
Cosmic Noise concepts by @melf_studios and @aliabides
Lyrics by @melf_studios
Music generated by the A.I. Empire
This project is a fictional work set within the Cosmic Noise universe. Any similarities to real people, entities, or events are unintentional.
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