Description
Cosmic Noise - Jack Mierda 🏴☠️🌌
Captain of the catastrophically damned.
Survivor of the Quantum Seas.
Wanted:
• by ghost fleets
• by barnacle cultists
• by at least one retaliatory space whale
• and apparently by a cursed parrot running treasure scams.
Jack Mierda never sought glory, destiny, or prophecy.
He just wanted ONE NORMAL TREASURE RUN.
Instead, every voyage somehow becomes:
• a maritime incident
• or a full-scale Quantum Sea catastrophe.
Yet somehow…
the captain keeps sailing anyway.
⚓️ Wrong tides.
⚓️ Cursed maps.
⚓️ Possessed starboard sides.
⚓️ Leviathans fed by unidentified crew members.
Welcome to the Quantum Seas.
“CAPTAIN!
THE OCEAN JUST SPOKE MY NAME!”
“…Aye.
Pretend ye didn’t hear it and move along the same.”
#CosmicNoise #JackMierda #SpacePirates #PirateMetal #SeaShantyMetal
Cosmic Noise concepts by @melf_studios and @aliabides
Lyrics by @melf_studios
Music generated by the A.I. Empire
This project is a fictional work set within the Cosmic Noise universe. Any similarities to real people, entities, or events are unintentional.