Exercises in Futility - How CrossFit Ruined a Football Career
Video | 7 years ago
Denver Broncos running back Knowshon Moreno started doing CrossFit in 2011 and, to nobody's surprise, started performing worse on the field. I recorded this roast in 2014, the year Moreno stopped playing professional football; I'll leave you to figure out w...
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Exercises in Futility - CT Fletcher's Sappy Movie Trailer
Video | 7 years ago
Watch me roast CT Fletcher for turning his unremarkable life story into a movie called "My Magnificent Obsession." Originally recorded in 2015. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://InfiniteElg...
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Exercises in Futility - Crossfitters Fail at Boxing
Video | 8 years ago
Watch me roast a bunch of crossfitters who are so "functionally fit" that they barely pass an introductory boxing lesson. Originally recorded in 2015. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://Infi...
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Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's Defunct Fan Club
Video | 8 years ago
Watch me roast Kali Muscle as he announces his now-defunct fan club, "Team ShowStoppa." Originally recorded in 2014. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPT...
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Exercises in Futility - Kali Muscle's 3 Minute Chest Workout
Video | 9 years ago
Kali Muscle's Jamaican alter-ego takes us through his natty-approved chest workout. Originally uploaded in 2015. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZ...
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Exercises in Futility - How CrossFit Bungles Law Enforcement Training
Video | 9 years ago
Watch a CrossFit coach teach a useless technique, the burpee pullup, to police officers (with my commentary). GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZE Y...
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Exercises in Futility - Mike Rashid the Snake Oil Salesman
Video | 9 years ago
Watch to learn how Mike Rashid's detox product will just clean out your wallet. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 20% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN20) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZE YOUR SUPPLEMENT STACK ► https:/...
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Exercises in Futility - Chest Day with a Tattooed Freak
Video | 9 years ago
Watch one of Rich Piana's "sponsored athletes" train his chest using form that's about as ugly as he is. GYM APPAREL & COACHING ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 15% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN15) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZE YOUR S...
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Exercises in Futility - Buzzfeed Idiots Try CrossFit
Video | 9 years ago
Weaklings from a fake news site try a workout from a bogus fitness company. WEAR MY GYM APPAREL ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 15% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN15) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZE YOUR SUPPLEMENT STACK ► https://Infini...
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Exercises in Futility - CrossFit & Westside Barbell
Video | 9 years ago
In this roast, an overhyped workout "system" fuses with an overhyped powerlifting methodology. WEAR MY GYM APPAREL ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 15% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN15) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyProtein OPTIMIZE YOUR SUPPLEMENT STA...
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Exercises in Futility - The Worst Fitness Rap Video (feat Kali Muscle)
Video | 9 years ago
Kali Muscle contributes to the downfall of rap with this fitness-themed music video. I provide commentary to ensure that the complex lyrics don't go over your head. WEAR MY GYM APPAREL ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 15% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN15) ► h...
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Exercises in Futility - Orthopedic Surgeon Shills for CrossFit
Video | 9 years ago
In this roast/reaction, an orthopedic surgeon promotes a fitness fad whose accident-prone participants give him lots of business. WEAR MY GYM APPAREL ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com SAVE 15% ON SUPPLEMENTS (ELGIN15) ► https://InfiniteElgintensity.com/MyP...
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